The Housewife Assassin Series

Tip #23: A VERY Important Pool Cue...

Remember, the pool keeps the kids cool, burns off energy, tones their little bodies, and gives them fierce appetites--all good things!

Gentle reminder: drowning the neighborhood bully will NOT be appreciated.

 

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Tip #6: Remember, Explosives Aren't Child's Play...

So keep all IEDs in a high cupboard, away from the children!

 

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