Even if the neighbors seem declasse, go ahead and drop off a chocolate cake. Tip: Put coffee in the batter-- to cover tartness of the belladonna poison.
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TIp #21: Sip on This...
Coffee klatch with a nosy neighbor? I wonder if she knows you mean it when you say "If I tell you, I have to kill you!"
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Tip #19: There's nuthin' like sumthin' in the oven...
My oven is state-of-the-art. Don't believe me? Go ahead, stick you head in to see...Oops, the gas is on? Oh my God! Now, how did THAT happen?
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TIp #15: EVERY dream kitchen has one...
Convection oven? Check! Sub-zero fridge? Yep. Pantry that doubles as a torture chamber? But of course!
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TIp #14: Doing some gardening this weekend?
Don't forget to prune your poisonous plants. Monkshood tea, anyone?
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Tip #13: When baking a pie...
Yes, you'll need water in your crust. (If it's a gift for a thug, a little arsenic wouldn't hurt, either.) Bon appétit!
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Tip #11: Need to get rid of a ketchup stain?
Remove excess, then put under cold water. Rub with detergent. Blood stains? Squee! Whose, may I ask?
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Tip #7: If your butcher is fresher than the meet he sells you...
Show him a few new tricks with his slicer. Gives new meaning 2 "finger food."
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Tip #5: The best knife for deboning a chicken...
The 3.75 Forschner Fibrox.
Best knife for or slicing a thug: The Assassin Extension Knife.
Easy peasy!
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Tip #3: How to make a KILLER pot roast tonight.
Killer pot roast? Slow cook in red wine, garlic, thyme, Polonium 210--then serve to thugs. L'appétit mortelle!
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