Coffee klatch with a nosy neighbor? I wonder if she knows you mean it when you say "If I tell you, I have to kill you!"
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...To prune your poisonous plants! Monkshood tea, anyone?
Remember: he likes his martini shaken, not stirred--and the taste of arsenic is hidden in the olive. Cheers!